You can't help that. We're all mad here." - The Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland

"How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." - Anonymous

"People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life." - Faith Resnick

"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." - Anonymous

And My Personal Fav...

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer