I can be SUCH a moron. I was making a phone call a few moments ago and was messing with the stapler while I was listening for someone to answer. Right as thier voicemail picks up I staple my own thumb. Yes...that's right...I squeezed the stupid stapler and STAPLED MY OWN THUMB!!! WHO DOES THAT??? What a 'tard I am. I am happy to report that I think I will live through the ordeal. However, it was tramatic. I think I may stick an earring the the hole it left and start some new fashion trend.